Pssst! You want to meet my seeester, Meeester!

Hello Sailor! Welcome to the banana republic of Bushmerica.

Your money goes a long way here. 'Cuz our money ain't worth shit.

The inflation numbers are out and dollar's lost 1% of its value in January. February is almost gone, so you've probably lost at least another percent already. You can thank George Bush and his little econocatamite Benny Bernanke at the Federal Reserve Bank. They have been lowering interest rates and printing money like crazy to try and placate the Big money fat cats that have been looting America for decades. Their money is overseas now, safely denominated in Swiss francs. They figure if they pump enough worthless paper into the economy now, they might be able to suck the last bit of marrow out of your bones before they leave them to bleach in the Sun. Hey, at least it's worth a try.

For every hundred thousand dollars you have, you lost a thousand. If you are one of the lucky few who are millionaires, you lost ten thousand dollars for each million you have, just in the month of January. If your money is invested, there is a good chance you lost quite a bit of money in January. Just add another ten thousand on top of that. Since the government's calculation of inflation is notoriously understated, you probably lost an additional ten thousand of purchasing power as well.

You want my advice? Spend your money. All of it. As soon as you can. Buy liquor, cigarettes and candy bars. Fill up your house and garage with the stuff. It'll keep and it'll be better than cash in a year. Have your sister shave her pussy and rouge it up a little. It won't be worth as much as the chocolate or booze but it's a steady income and more importantly, a renewable resource. Those German and Japanese sex tourists are tired of South East Asia, you can bet they're on their way here. Better stock up on condoms too!

Hmmm! I wonder how much George wants for an all night with Jenna and Barb? I think maybe they love me long time.