I love the Obama birth certificate controversy. Who knows, maybe Barry never had a birth certificate. All of my grand parents were born in this country, none of them had a birth certificate. Maybe in 1961, in Hawaii, they didn't think the darker babies needed birth certificates. Barry's mom was pretty counter cultural, maybe she had the boy at home and never bothered to register his birth. We used to deliver babies on the commune, 35 years ago, with just the childbirth instructional chapter, from the Whole Earth catalog. Never had a problem. No drugs. No C-Sections. No episiotomies. We had a girl that was really good at ironing. Nary a rip or tear. No birth certificates. You are not legally required to register a birth. You can be President without one.
At the end of the day, there may be no way to prove, beyond a doubt, that Barack Obama was born in the United States. Since he was born here, there's no way to prove he wasn't. Even if Barack has a birth certificate somewhere, he should never release it. I love the way this controversy unhinges the fundofucknuts. They should be able to handle these things better, bathing in the spirit of Jesus so much, the way they do. You'd think it would bring a little serenity into their lives. We all the children of the Lord, no matter where we are born or to who.
Hal-a-lou-yah, Baby!
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Gee, Ted.
We've had some pretty serious issues since the American Civil War. 'Ya think this BC thing is some kind of Manchurian Candidate plot to destroy the Nation?
I'm just not seeing it. Maybe it's my liberal blinders and the lies of the MSM getting in the way of reason.
Thanks for the links, Ted. I got a pretty good laugh out of these.
He's got a birth certificate from Hawaii. The freepers are going crazy about it. I think he's an American, which is all that matters.
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