Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Liberals, Quake in Your Boots

The Wing nuts do not feel that they should have to moderate their views in order to increase support among the voting center of the populace. Why should they, they're sitting pretty.

They have George W. Bush, the greatest war president since FDR in their corner and his entire former cabinet and array of statesman and advisers, patriots and heroes, one and all. They have a stable of former Congressional leaders, Newt Gingrich, Tom Delay, Dick Armey, and a score of others whose names strike fear into the liberal heart. They have the choirboys of the court; Scalia, Kennedy, Thomas, Alito and their leader, Seizin' John Roberts, who get their marching orders from Pope Fester himself. They have an intellectual brain trust that virtually controls the media and public opinion, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Hannity, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, both Lauras, Doctor and Ingraham, and most importantly, Steve Doocy. They also have within their ranks the most powerful and inspirational figures in popular culture since Davey Crockett and Daniel Boone; Sara Palin, Joe the Plumber and Miss California. They are fighting against the most galvanizing and perverted social forces in modern times, those of abortion, sodomy and climate change.

Don't ever forget, they have God on their side, too.

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