Wednesday, March 05, 2008

A New Stimulus Package

Davey P says he can "feel" al-Qaeda returning to Northern Iraq, even though the surge is working. The translation of this is that the money he has been using to bribe the Sunni tribal warriors that make up "al-Qaeda in Iraq" has run out and in any case, their price has gone up.

I feel another 60 billion dollar defense supplemental spending bill coming on. Bush can't have the war flaring up again before he exits the scene and certainly not before the November elections.

A better solution would be to bring all the Iraqis here and board them out with families having trouble paying their mortgages and paying off their credit cards. Then Haliburton and Blackwater could divide the country into oil leases for bidding out and permanent American military bases. This is the kind of stimulus package that the American people want and need.

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