The Kenyan Impostor Boy met briefly today with God's Doddering Rottweiler. The young Black President assured the elderly Nazi Pontiff that he will do everything in his power to decrease the number of abortions in the United States.
This is a recipe for dissatisfaction on every body's part. Even if the US abortion rate is cut in half, it will still be about the same as current levels in Western Europe, numbers that the Pope says God Tells him are way too high. The fact that Mud Man Barry wants to decrease the numbers by emphasizing sex education and the use of artificial birth control methods isn't going to ring the Pope's bell either.
They exchanged gifts. Barry gave the Pope a rag that had been wrapped around some dead Mackerel Snapper for a couple of generations and the Pope gave Barry a booklet on sexual abstinence and how when a woman spreads her legs, she should "open herself to life". Pretty much says it all. What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
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