Our Miss California, Carrie Prejean, as we all know from the well publicized time she spent with everyone's favorite Olympian, Michael Phelps, fucks like a mink and is a total slave to the reefer. She's got a clamshell full of Ortho Novum and never leaves home without it. Mouth on her like a stevedore. Yet she's as pretty and plastic as a Hugh Hefner girlfriend. Hose her down and use a dilute bleach solution on her mucous membranes, check for open lesions or suspicious pustules, she's ready to go again. A girl after my own heart. Plucky. High spirited.
I'm pretty sure she's never even been in a Catholic church. She hates the Homos though and that makes her an honorary mackerel snapper, today, anyway.
It was the Homos that made her lose her crown, poor girl. That Trump guy is probably a Homo, too. Why else would he do that creepy, comb over thing. Way Elton John.
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