Saturday, June 06, 2009

How To Tell They're Schmucks

When you realize it isn't really about abortion being murder. It's a sex thing. They don't like contraception either, or divorce, ever. They won't let their kids have sex education or information. They want the right to force their children to bear children. They insist that it's abstinence outside of marriage, or face the consequences.

There is only straight heterosexual intercourse. Between a married couple. For the purpose of reproduction, only. If she doesn't want to, it's alright to beat her with a stick, as long as it's not any bigger around than the thickest part of your thumb. The thing about God's law is, it never changes, ever.

When you fuck the right way, it is a sacrament, from God. Yahoo!

Schmucks.

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