Thursday, May 15, 2008

Bush, Totally Out of It

While speaking to Jews on the 60th anniversary of Israeli independence, Bush said that Senator Obama, offering to negotiate with the Iranians about bringing peace to Mesopotamia, is like Chamberlain appeasing the Nazis in the '30s.

Bush is as crazy as a hydrophoby skunk. Wahhabi fundamentalist Sunni boys blew up the WTC. In retaliation, we go to war with their arch enemies, the Shiia of Mesopotamia and Persia, claiming that we are really liberating them and bringing them "the gift of freedom and democracy". What does negotiating with Persians have to do with the global war on terror. The Persians aren't terrorists. They have no ties to al-Qaeda. They haven't started a war in way over a thousand years. They have a democratic government and just had elections. It's true that they don't like Israel. Could someone please point out to me a Middle Eastern nation that does? If we don't talk to the Iranians, the only autonomous Shiite state in the World, how will we ever end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?

It's clear that President Bush is confused and disoriented. It must be because he spent his first night back in the Middle East getting sodomized by his first and only love, the oily and unctuous, Prince Bandar. Bandar was in Israel to negotiate the purchase of the services of the Israeli army, to fight the Shiite forces of Hezbollah in Lebanon. The Saudis are unable to keep a military force of any significant size in their own country because to do so would invite an immediate overthrow of the corrupt monarchy.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like it when he, last week, blamed high food prices on the Indians, and suggested that the "emerging market" should eat less?

I also like the response in the Indan press: "America! you are fat. You eat less!"

(disclamer: I am not Indian)

Anonymous said...

Sorry, my first comment was out of context.

Back in context, you (America) voted for this guy, twice, who ruined you financially, politically and morally.

Personally, I think he is very smart, and I think he intended to rob the US coffures from the very begining. The man emptied the US treasury in 6 years, and got away with it. What a genious );

reddog said...

We voted for him twice. You said it all.