Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Christers, Go From My Door

Christers think everyone should abstain from sex before marriage. Catholics and most fundamentalists even include masturbation in this practice. Most young people today, if they marry at all, wait until their late twenties or even into their thirties before marriage. The end result is, everybody has regular sex at some point, before marriage. Jesus beat off. Even Mary, how do you think she was able to spend her whole life as a virgin? The rest of us aren't nearly as immaculate.

Christers think once married, divorce is a sin. Divorce rates are at 50%. This includes Christers.

A lot of Christers, especially Catholics, are taught birth control is a sin. Everybody uses birth control, some just don't use it very well. Women get pregnant who don't want to be.

This brings us to abortion. Christers say abortion is murder of the little pre born souls. God tells them it is so. It may be and most people may believe it but most people also believe in a woman's right to choose to have one, if she wants. Christers have just as many abortions as regular people, some say they have more. I personally believe this is so.

Christers, at least the fundamentalist ones, want to solve the problems in their own house, among their own people, by making it illegal for everyone to do the things that they can't even get their own followers to stop doing, even when they know they will burn eternally in Hell for it. This is not a problem the rest of us need to solve for you, Christers.

Go amongst your own, vile, Christer scum. Solve your own problems amongst your own, who are unable to follow your chosen path. Convince your own people to live in truth, the Godly life you preach, in theory. Spare the rest of us your hate spew and doctor killing. Let the rest of us live our lives, as we choose. We promise not to bother you. When you get it all worked out, I'm sure your shining example will set the rest of us into frenzies of glossolalian, snake handling or furious bouts of genuflective, Latin prayer to the Virgin hap mama. Then we will all live happily together eating God's good manna and speaking Holy Bible Babel, until Jesus comes down and gathers us into the fold for spiritual shearing.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere several years ago that the Roman Church will recognize in the near future that Jeebus Xrist was a myth. The historical data just isn't there.

I think most people don't get hung up on religious strictures and commands anymore. Me, I just try to follow the golden rule which predates Xrist by several centuries.