Tuesday, October 07, 2008

The Politics Of Testosterone. A River Runs Through Him.

You gotta love Vlad Putin.

Does he even own a shirt? He was a KGB agent. He shoots bears. He is a martial artist extraordinaire. He fucks beautiful, teenage, gymnast girls who specialize in genitally exposing, contortionist poses. He plays table tennis, wearing only a speedo. He is a master fly fisherman.

He is like Elvis. He is like Chuck Norris. He's like a Dick Cheney wet dream, only heterosexually based.

1 comment:

beebs said...

I read somewhere, probably on the link on the Rense site, that the grand plan of the Soviet Union was to pretend to fall in 1990, shed their useless appendages of "republics" and lay low and gain power.

If so, Putin has done a splendid job.
The oil shortage has really helped Russia out for foreign exchange.