It's Fleet Week in NYC. Paris Hilton has come out to keep the boys company.
We had a girl like that at Mare Island. Her name was Snorkle Patty. We were pretty sure she was a girl. The kind of thing she specialized in, being a girl wasn't really required, strictly speaking.
I'm sure Paris is a real girl. I've seen her sex videos. But also, having seen those videos, I can tell you, she's no Snorkle Patty. Patty did this gargling yodel kind of thing that was always well received and highly in demand, in spite of the fact it often caused her to fart.