Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Scott Brown Believes In God

Scott Brown, the new Republican Senator from Massachusetts goes to this Church.

Doesn't sound that bad to me, if you want to go to Church. I don't but a lot of people seem to find some comfort there and I think that's a good thing.

They say they fall somewhere center right on the political and social values spectrum but it also sounds like they leave the specifics of how you live your life up to the individual.

The Pope recently said that no dissent from the church is allowed and that Catholics should think, act and vote exactly like the church says, otherwise there is no place for you at the potluck in the basement or Heaven up above. Even James Dobson over at Focus on the Family isn't that strict. Jimmy really isn't so terrible when you put him in perspective. He does say that an important part of raising a son is making sure he sees your penis a lot. That kind of puts me off. Seems kind of creepy. At least he's honest and open about his sexuality. He claims to be hetero and no meth snorting Gay hookers have shown up out of his past to besmirch his escutcheon yet. I wish the Pope would be more honest about his sexuality. He needs to discuss openly and often exactly what his sexual orientation is and how he expresses it in his activities of daily living. Everyone should, don't you think? The World would be a better place. I know it always makes me feel better and it helps the people around me to know what they're dealing with. I'm real shy about who I show my penis to, I think it's real brave of James Dobson to tell the truth like that.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

2 comments:

Cut and Shoot said...

Well I've always showed my penis to any young lady who's asked. I'm a gentleman, you know.

W.C. Varones said...

He needs to discuss openly and often exactly what his sexual orientation is and how he expresses it in his activities of daily living. Everyone should, don't you think?

Most people I see, I don't want to hear about their sexuality. The imagery could scar me for life.

How about Don't Ask, Don't Tell for ugly people?

The hot lesbos are welcome to give me all the lurid details.