Tiger Woods is going to apologize to the American people on Friday. Do you feel you deserve an apology from him?
I don't. He didn't do anything to me.
I guess he could buy me a drink, if he wanted to but I don't drink. He could introduce me to some of his pretty young friends. That would be even more of a waste of time than buying me booze. I don't think his friends would like me.
I'd kind of like to meet his Mom. Do you think he'd like to introduce me to her?
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Wouldn't you rather he introduce you to his Berserker wife?
I haven't been following this too closely, but if my wife tried to kill me with a golf club, I would move on to greener pastures.
I don't know why Tiger thinks he owes anyone an apology. Except his wife.
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If I was Tiger, I'd just play golf and take the money.
He'll still get plenty of endorsement deals. He should look into Trojan, Astroglide and maybe a Big Cap national law firm that does a lot of divorce and prenup work. Maybe a high class hot sheet Hotel chain. He could break new ground in celebrity sports endorsements.
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