Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tiger Says He's Sorry

Tiger Woods is going to apologize to the American people on Friday. Do you feel you deserve an apology from him?

I don't. He didn't do anything to me.

I guess he could buy me a drink, if he wanted to but I don't drink. He could introduce me to some of his pretty young friends. That would be even more of a waste of time than buying me booze. I don't think his friends would like me.

I'd kind of like to meet his Mom. Do you think he'd like to introduce me to her?


W.C. Varones said...

Wouldn't you rather he introduce you to his Berserker wife?

Anonymous said...

I haven't been following this too closely, but if my wife tried to kill me with a golf club, I would move on to greener pastures.

I don't know why Tiger thinks he owes anyone an apology. Except his wife.


reddog said...

If I was Tiger, I'd just play golf and take the money.

He'll still get plenty of endorsement deals. He should look into Trojan, Astroglide and maybe a Big Cap national law firm that does a lot of divorce and prenup work. Maybe a high class hot sheet Hotel chain. He could break new ground in celebrity sports endorsements.