Tiger Woods is going to apologize to the American people on Friday. Do you feel you deserve an apology from him?
I don't. He didn't do anything to me.
I guess he could buy me a drink, if he wanted to but I don't drink. He could introduce me to some of his pretty young friends. That would be even more of a waste of time than buying me booze. I don't think his friends would like me.
I'd kind of like to meet his Mom. Do you think he'd like to introduce me to her?