Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tiger Says He's Sorry

Tiger Woods is going to apologize to the American people on Friday. Do you feel you deserve an apology from him?

I don't. He didn't do anything to me.

I guess he could buy me a drink, if he wanted to but I don't drink. He could introduce me to some of his pretty young friends. That would be even more of a waste of time than buying me booze. I don't think his friends would like me.

I'd kind of like to meet his Mom. Do you think he'd like to introduce me to her?

3 comments:

W.C. Varones said...

Wouldn't you rather he introduce you to his Berserker wife?

beebsblog said...

I haven't been following this too closely, but if my wife tried to kill me with a golf club, I would move on to greener pastures.

I don't know why Tiger thinks he owes anyone an apology. Except his wife.

beebs

reddog said...

If I was Tiger, I'd just play golf and take the money.

He'll still get plenty of endorsement deals. He should look into Trojan, Astroglide and maybe a Big Cap national law firm that does a lot of divorce and prenup work. Maybe a high class hot sheet Hotel chain. He could break new ground in celebrity sports endorsements.