Thursday, March 11, 2010

Catholic Pain Continues

The Catholic Church continues to have a lot of sex problems. That whole gay pedophile priest thing just won't go away.

It's not good to be a Gay Catholic. You can't have sex at all, unless you can make do with heterosexual sex but only if you're married and only to have children but if you're Gay, you're not supposed to have children because you might make them Gay too. You're not allowed to live with another homosexual, even if you don't have sex and must never, under any circumstances raise children, whether they're yours or not. Catholic homos used to be able to become priests and nuns but they're discouraging that now, at least they say they are.

It's not that great being a heterosexual Catholic either.

The Catholic Church used to make a lot of castratos because they sing nice. It always seemed cruel to me but ya know what? If you're going to try and be a Catholic, castrato might be the best way to go.

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