Saturday, March 13, 2010

Revealed

Anybody in the market for a religion should check this one out. It's very exclusive. It doesn't require any great intellectual gifts or leaps of faith.

You do have to drink toxic snail mucous. If they heated it up enough it might denature the protein and make it less poisonous.

4 comments:

beebsblog said...

Wow! Snail mucus. KIND of like the consecrated host and all that.

cut and shoot said...

Sounds voodooish to me.

W.C. Varones said...

Go Catholic. They make you drink non-toxic protein.

Steve Harkonnen said...

If there's a dash of old bay, I'd be the preacher.