Is your heart all aflutter this morning? It's the day of Glenn Beck's much anticipated, 9/12 March on Washington. Numbers in attendance as high as two million are being bandied about.
Even if they don't get that many people, it should still be good. I can't wait to turn on Fox News and check out the funny hats and signs. I'm sure they won't disappoint. Maybe Greta will do some interviews of the participants. She's so beautiful, I love to watch her. That plastic surgery really enhanced her already glowing, natural beauty. I personally find her more alluring than Sarah and that's really saying something.
Maybe Glenn will finally speak out and dispel those vicious rumors about the 1990 rape/murder of the little girl that he allegedly committed. Those damn Obamacrats, have they no shame?
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Glenn is wonderful. He says it's not about politics, race, class or wealth. It's about the elimination of spiritual wickedness in high places. Glenn says he is undergoing a great renewal of faith and that's what the founders would have wanted for this country. He just wants us all to come together today as Americans. What a revelation!
Glenn says we need to find fifty six leaders in America, the same number that signed the Declaration of Independence, to rally around. These fifty six leaders, people like himself and Sarah Palin, will fight to rid the country of the corruption of Godlessness and Communism, characterized by organizations such as ACORN, that are strangling the basic ideals that this country was founded on. Then America will be the strongest nation in the World once more. He says all good Americans, even Democrats and some Negros, will realize the rightness of this. This movement will start in places like Texas, where the people are naturally more pure and righteous. Who could argue with that? I have always recognized the basic superiority of the Texican race. I think most people do. So pure, so fair, so unbiased. I'm sure he means Utah as well but his natural humility precludes him from mentioning it in public. He's truly one of nature's gentlemen.
It's good that Glenn is keeping the politicians out of the spotlight at this Tea Party today. The only two he's talked to, so far, that are there and I'm sure there are many, are Jim De Ment (SC) and Mike Pence (IN). No one can argue with their honesty and integrity. They both come from States where violent racism and organizations like the Ku Klux Klan were so strong, for so long, that the politicians from there now go out of their way to be completely fair, honest and unbiased, just like Glenn and the rest of the staff at Fox News. I'm sure he would have had a couple of the better Democratic Congressmen on, to balance things out, if there were any who aren't Atheists and Communists. Joe Lieberman probably isn't available today, it's his Sabbath, you know. He's a Liberal but a good man, you can just tell.
I have to quit now. My heart is so full with the pride of being American that I can't go on. I'm going to go sit quietly in my backyard and cry. Maybe after that, I'll sacrifice a goat and burn it on my alter.
Wrap up: There is no consensus on how many were in attendance at Glenn's big Tea Party in Washington, today. Media outlets never ventured to report more than "thousands". Somebody found a local fireman paramedic on the scene, who said his organization was using 60,000 as a working number. Conservative spinners are quoting between 250,000 and 1.2 million. No liberal spinners are in evidence. They are pretending it didn't happen. One thing for sure. The crowd was all white. Lower middle class. Not burdened with an excess of education. You can spin it anyway you want but the main objective of this demonstration was to promote the social values of White separatist, Christian fundamentalist, social conservatives. We used to call them Neo Nazis but there are more of them now, without so much blatantly inflammatory rhetoric and skin art. Meet the founding fathers of the second American revolution.
One last question. What does Glenn Beck's Million Moron March have to do with 9/11 and the continuing Global War on Terrorism, that the Right seems to have completely forgotten about, along with George W. Bush, except when jostling and mumbling insults under their breath at a fat, silent, dark robed, Islamic woman, standing alone in the supermarket checkout line? Yeah, they're really standing at the gates of Vienna.
There is no doubt Glenn has tapped into something significant here but is he building a vital political movement or simply draining foul pus from the wounds of a bitter and septic White racist minority?