Friday, October 16, 2009

Torching Sarah's Pulpit

It's been a year since Sarah Palin's Wasilla Church home was torched, during an incident of arson. Since she was the Republican Vice Presidential candidate at the time, I'm sure the Secret Service and FBI went into a full court press to find the perpetrator. Cases of arson like this usually aren't that hard to solve.

How come we haven't heard anything more about this? I'd really like to know who did it. Wing nuts were sure it was partisan Gay commandos from San Francisco who rappelled down from black helicopters. I'm not so sure. It could have been young, Islamic, Commie, Kenyan, Negro extremist relatives of Barack Obama. They could have gotten in and out on foot without anybody noticing. Those Kenyans are great runners ya know. They can go hundreds of miles. They don't even wear shoes and they're really hard to see in the dark.

1 comment:

Steve Harkonnen said...

To be perfectly honest it wouldn't be worth our time to bother finding out who did this. All I know is that this maneuver of dragging her silly ass into the political arena like she was some sort of secret weapon was the biggest blunder since Hitler decided to invade Russia. The Republicans will never live this one down, especially even after they teamed her up with the biggest liberal jackass since Woodrow Wilson - John McCain.